My lips are chapped and I don't mean the one on my face ;D
-^Sassafrass

So here i go with my first mobile blog....hopefully this will help me post more and all that jazz

Things I Can Do Now That I'm 18

• Buy ciggies (even though I don't smoke!)
• Go to a strip club 
• Rent porn! (Ew)
• Buy lottery tickets!!!! $$$$$$$$$$
• Open my own bank account with the money I don't have!
• Change my name...I'm thinking Kaila Dropkick Murphy (Ha ha get it like the band the Dropkick Murphy's)
• Get a tattoo or piercing without my moms permission (even though she'd let me anyways)
• Buy spray paint (I want to paint the town red!)
• Be sued (or sue someone else!)
• Purchase Liquid whiteout (WTF?)
• Pawn my stuff (to get money to open a bank account with)
• Get married...like my mother did the day after her 18th birthday.....yeah can you say DIVORCE? 
• Adopt a child (I want a girl from China and a boy from Uganda)
• Be on Jerry Springer (YOUZ BEZ SLEEPING WIT DAT BITCH?!?)
• Go on a Cruise (I'm thinking the Nickelodeon or Disney cruise)
• Get a Hotel room (wink wink)
• Go to a night club
• skydive (Hell no!)
• Sign legal documents (It feels all legit!) 

And many many many more adult things :)

My life

Sorry my peeps. I know I've been a bad blogger for the past few months (Bad! Bad Kaila!!!) So here's an update on my life <3

• On the October 20th I turned 18 woot woot!
• On December 10th Kenny and I will have been dating for 5 months <3
• I was in a play called Salem's Daughter at my school
• Missouri sucks (Sorry if your from there...family drama!!!)

I LOVE Boobies

As many of you have seen before, many of my peers have these bracelets (Left) which say I love boobies (Keep a breast.) The logo is also used on skateboards, t shirts, bags, etc. These items are helping support breast cancer and spreading awareness. So if these bracelets are HELPING the world...why are schools banning them?? Today at school I was talking to one of my friends and found out that the dean took away his bracelet because it was "inappropriate" but how is loving something on your body inappropriate?? Both of my grandmas have had breast cancer and I want to do all I can to support them, although until today I have never had one of these bracelets. Hearing the news of our school banning these bracelets I automatically began my rampage. I barrowed a bracelet from a friend and am now waiting for someone to try and take it away. If I do have a teacher/ school staff member try to take it away I will refuse. I have already warned my mom and she knows I may be getting in trouble for this and she is ready to raise hell. I say everyone keep on wearing your I heart boobies merchendise and raise your wrists high!! How can schools prevent us from supporting a cause that means so much???? Shoot this saying of "I heart boobies" has now even reached out to men which in my opinion is better then asking them to buy something pink! Saying you love something on your body is not inapproprite so keep on supporting breast caner. Oh and one more thing: I LOVE MY VAGINA (support ovarian cancer) and I LOVE BALLS (support ball cancer)

Swimming at a deadmans party

I hate Funerals. Well duh, normally people don't make it a habit to go to funerals. Anyways today I went to my great grandmas funeral (R.I.P) Pretty much I spent the whole time talking to people who I haven't seen since i was in diapers. They all crying and i just stood there like an idiot. Plus the whole time the sermon was going on I was looking are this fountain thinking "Man, I really want to jump in there and go swimming." I guess someone saw me starring and they gave me a funny look. At the end of this service I had some chick I didn't even talk to give me a hug. It was awkward cuz she was crying. I hate it when people cry. Some people cry all the time. I used to.....Now I guess I have no heart cause I never cry......hmmm.....anyways that was basically my funeral experience. Moral of the story: Careful when someone in your hippie family dies. You might have to jump in  a fountain. At least zombies didn't pop out of their grave and kill me.

Land of the freedom of no speech

A few days ago in government class an interesting topic came into discussion. Flag burning: should it be illegal or not? Although I am from America I am not patriotic whatsoever. I find many things America does hypocritical and stupid. Like for instance everyday in school grades K through 12 have to do the pledge of allegiance but yet we frown upon Hitler for "Brainwashing" students by having them say "Hail Hitler" every morning. Its practically the same thing. Anyways in government we got into a bit of a debate over this flag topic. The class against me. Now most of the class said that it should be illegal because its disrespecting our country. I even had one girl tell me "If you don't like our country then  leave." But my argument was that The 1st amendment is the freedom of speech and if they say we cant burn the flag in protest then its taking away our rights. Now this all blew over but a few days later a new topic came up. A church in Florida is discussing burning the Quran (Muslim bible) on 9/11 in protest. What I want to know is how can these people be so anal. It wasn't every person in Iraq who sent airplanes into the twin towers, it was a terrorist organization called Qaeda. How does this relate to flag burning? Well think about it. We get offended if our flag is burned and would be if the bible is burned, but then we go and burn something that means just as much to them? Once again America (of course not all Americans) is being hypocritical!!! Plus when you burn something religious like that your not only offending the Muslims in Iraq but there are Muslims here to!!! Now I believe this church has the right to burn what they please, if I didnt I'd be the hypocrite. But thse people should think before they burn. This is why I wish I lived in Canada...they never seem to have many problems with other countries!!